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Sunday, August 28, 2016

Right or wrong

      I'll do what's right. I'll do my sworn duty as best I can, the way I was trained, and the way I've done for years. I'll maintain your safety as I shepherd you through the throngs of people to my car. I'll make sure you don't hit your head or your knees getting inside. I'll make sure your handcuffs aren't too tight and that your seat belt is fastened securely. I'll even make small talk with you about the weather and the local s ports team as if you truly are a guy in the wrong place at the wrong time, and this is all just a misunderstanding. I'll drive carefully around the city, taking the long way nobody knows about to avoid any reporters bothering you. I'll even stop to let you adjust yourself after we get a ways off while I keep in the back of my mind the little girl and what she looked like when you were done. I'll offer you a smoke and even light it for you as we proceed on our journey, knowing it was much the same route you took with that old woman a few years back. I'll make sure to not take the turns too tight so you don't slide over like the woman's dog you killed and let fly out the back of the truck. I'll spring for some peanuts and lemonade at the gas station you probably don't remember stopping at with a full trunk. I'll make sure the sun isn't in your eyes as I let you sit on the front, still cuffed, but hell, what's a small rule here and there? I'll point out points of interest you and your victims saw together on their last ride with you before they took their last breath. I'll answer your questions with a jovial laugh as you inquire where exactly we are headed to. I'll even maintain a friendly smile as we turn into my favorite spot, with my friends all waiting for us. Oh yes, I'll do my sworn duty as best I can, the way I've been trained for years, and keep you safe,



until it's not time to keep you safe anymore...

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Burn

      It's not like I chose to do this, to be the spokesperson, for such a thing. Just fell in my lap so to speak. It's kind of ironic as they say to always follow your dreams and what you want to do in life, and that is what I'm doing. Well, part of my dream. They would lose their minds if they knew the truth to begin with. Not like I set out to hurt anyone while playing with my mistress. We usually just sit there and enjoy each other's company in the solitude of the woods, conversing as only we can. I look so forward to those moments I can hardly contain myself. It started as a young cub, my mistress and I, when lightning struck a tree and I saw her for the first time. Like any childhood crush I was shy at first, and so was she, if we're being honest, but we soon warmed up to each other. Pun intended. After that my mistress and I would spend more and more time together. At first it was happenstance when we would meet, but then as I got older we would actually seek each other out. Not as in, make an appointment or a date mind you, it was more organic than that. Like, two beings that were meant to be together and nothing could keep them apart. Such stories are written by poets and song writers about our love. Although, my mistress can be a bit mean at times, when she's not treated with the respect she deserves. Much like when a man stays out too late and doesn't call, and he comes home to a scorned lover, so goes my mistress. Treat her badly, and watch out. But it's okay, I know how she really feels, what she wants, needs, has to have. Those people were old anyway, nobody can say they didn't have their turn at life. More irony, as our love consumed theirs. Again, it wasn't my choice in life to be who I am, warning others of my love and her abilities, but, as with any love affair, one must be warned to stay out of the way...

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Now I lay me

He doesn't even want to have sex when we get together. He never asks me to get undressed or even get naked himself. In fact he wants me to dress as comfortable as possible to just lay there next to him. I'm not complaining mind you, it's a nice change of pace from the hot, sweaty guy trying to kiss my neck while grinding on top and smelling of cheap cologne. Or the guy who seems shy on the phone but then wants to punch me as soon as he's about to climax. No, this guy just wants me to lay in bed with him while he takes a nap. That's it. No touching, no talking, not even friendly small talk before and after. It's really the only communication I have with the guy outside of setting up the appointment and exchanging the money. Both of which by now has become so routine we rarely say a word. He comes in, half smiles out of polite obligation, and climbs under the covers for an hour or so while I stay awake and read. He never really said why he does this, but my detective work says it has to be something to do with his wife, or late wife I'm guessing. He talks in his sleep sometimes, mostly just nonsense, but I gather it was something traumatic and he can't sleep like normal anymore. I dug in his wallet one time, found a half burned picture of his family. Maybe one day I'll ask him about it. For now, I'll just let him sleep, and pretend he's somewhere else for a bit.

Monday, July 20, 2015

MY Misery

Do you really think I like doing this to you? I hate seeing a dead dog on the street, or an animal suffering when it's hit by a car and doesn't die right away. I get sick to my stomach when my wife has a really bad nose bleed, or when my kids scrape their knee from riding their bike. And yet I come to work everyday and apply electricity to your genitals with doctor like precision. Like a worker on the assembly line who does the same motion hundreds of time a day automatically without thinking, I pull out fingernails and cut eyelids with scissors. It's not my choice you know, to have to do theses things. I'm not that sadistic or fiendishly creative, I just do what I'm told, like everyone else around here. I was happy just driving my truck, here and there, to and fro, being in the military was like any other job, only I had a steady paycheck and my family wouldn't have their loyalty questioned in the middle of the night by 20 year old kids with guns. I didn't ask to be selected to hurt people on a daily basis, or to be the go-to guy for inflicting pain on others. I truly feel sorry for you, as I remove digits from your hands one by one, making sure you hear the tendons snap and stopping only when you pass out. I don't ask for the talent of knowing when the body is about to go into shock, or pass out, or when someone is faking extreme pain to try and make me stop sooner. My dad always told me anything worth doing is worth doing right, and since this is my lot in life, I better be good at it. Yes, he's insane, and probably will be hanged in the public square one day while the world cheers at their television set, and at that point I'll be lucky to melt into oblivion. But please don't think of me as callus or unfeeling, or even cruel. The point is, if I don't torment you to the point of complete and utter despair, and make you crave death even more than the warmth of your mother's bosom, if I tell them no, and take a stand, and do whats right,


it'll be me in that chair instead...

Sunday, June 22, 2014

The next step

Dear all three of you who have looked at this blog, this is the swan song. The next logical step in my creative evolution is uopn us. I will be taking down this blog in favor of an actual website that contains both the funny and serious, in order to further my machinations. I apreciate the views, and the comments, anynomous or not, and hope you will continue to support me in the future.




www.whoismattjanak.com



This is what I have been striving towards without even knowing it all these years. This website is my baby, I created it, made it, whatever you want to say. And, as with all babies, it's not perfect, but it is to me. I again thank you for considering even the thought of any of my ideas.




Thank you again,

Matt

Friday, January 18, 2013

Not today

I wake up from the dream as I always do, on all fours and searching through the sheets for something I'm not even sure I've lost. It takes the usual 1 to 3 seconds to figure out I'm at home and not back over there, and I sigh with both parts relief and dread. I immediately grab the gun under the mattress and point it at my temple, safety off  and exactly three pounds of trigger pull, when I hear her coming down the hallway, excited as always that's daddy's awake. I quickly put the gun away just as she bounds through the door, eyes wide and smile as big as her innocent face, to give me a hug and a kiss to start her day. She tells me about her dream and what she will do at recess today, and then runs out of the room with the same fervor to her mother to get dressed for school. And so my usual routine begins again. My wife long since started sleeping in the other room because of the nightmares. Getting choked during a flashback is not a relationship building exercise I can tell you that. Poor little Tammy thinks it's because I snore. I take a moment to change out of my sweat soaked clothes, (Tammy thinks it rains in my room only at night), and get dressed to see her off to the bus. I have no job to go to as they have deemed me "unfit" to hold a private sector position. Although in my defense people from India should expect to be accused of making I.E.D's by now, even if that means following them outside the store and tackling them. I can't drive because the neighborhood signed a petition to have my license revoked after the fourth of July incident. I mean,  you say kids with sparklers, I say insurgents. Toe-may-toe toe-mah-to I say. So I sit here at the house after everyone leaves for school and work, eyeing the treeline for snipers in the backyard and drawing a bead on the U.P.S. guy without him even knowing his high center mass is in jeopardy. I watch cartoons because it's the only thing that doesn't trigger any memories immediately. Although the sudden color changes and flashing is kinda like when that grenade went off too close to my head. I make my usual path to the garage and "daddy's secret string" hanging from the rafters, and as usual, I start to rock the chair back and forth when I hear her bus pull up. She runs out, happily oblivious to the heavy heart I love her with. I hug her and walk her inside, holding her innocent hand, and think to myself,


man, I hope that bus never comes late...

Sunday, May 27, 2012

The beginning

Okay, so this is the beginning of a story. It's a dream I had last night, and it has no ending or middle or whatever. I was actually one of the three men I describe in the story, but I leave that part out.  I feels like the beginning of a novel or book or political thriller or some shit, but since I've never tried to write that much before, it may never get done or go any further than what you read here. I apologize in advance if that angers you at it's incompleteness, but here goes.



The three men wearing military uniforms walked silently into the lobby of the large office building. Anyone who knows about such things would be able to recognize the uniforms as being out of date, from earlier in the decade, but no one made any such observations audible. The men looked stern and unwavering, the type of look that screams "don't even ask what we're doing here" even though the nearest military base was 200 miles away. The men made their next appearance on the 30th floor of the office building, walking from the elevator down the hall as if they had done so for years and without hesitation. They arrived at the desk of a petite young woman with red hair and business suit, not quite a receptionist but not quite a supervisor either. She looked up at the men surrounding her desk and was immediately crestfallen at the sight of them. She knew what they were here for. They didn't have to say a word as she slowly walked from around her desk and down the hallway to a storage room, her head down in sorrow and shame at the tears starting to show. The men remained at her desk while she was gone, not moving, not looking around, not even making eye contact with each other. She returned with a plain brown packing envelope, it's bulge obvious, and handed it to the older of the three men, without looking up to see his expressionless face. He opened the package, glanced inside, and walked out with a purpose as the other two men followed without hesitation, none of the three having said a word to the young woman, now sobbing with her head in her hands at her desk. The men walked out of the building with the same          
earnestness, and didn't stop until the alley not far from the entrance to the building, yet out of sight from general passers by. The oldest man opened the package and distributed it's contents to the other two, now animated at the sight of what they were being handed. As they looked through the slips of colored paper and polaroids, the younger looking of the three spoke up, "Why didn't he just spend his share and be done with it?" The older man responded, "I don't know, but we're going to find out."